
Oh dear! It seems you were in such a rush in the Internet Rental Store that you grabbed the wrong website (or at least, that's your story, and you're sticking to it). This isn't Bakerstreet! It's some sort of porno parody of your beloved favourite meme community!
Well, you're not getting your money back now, so you might as well try it out anyway...
How it works:You are no longer playing your character from their own canon. Instead, you are playing them from a porno parody version of their original storyline. If you've not seen one, you've certainly heard of them; the basics of the characters and the 'plot' is the same, but suddenly, it's all about sex. This makes perfect logical sense to them. After all, things have always been that way!
e.g. A pokémon trainer no longer challenges anyone they make eye contact with to a pokémon battle, they instead challenge them to an orgasm battle. The healers from RPGS use blowjobs to restore HP, whilst the fighters fuck the 'monsters' that are actually highly attractive people into submission. Instead of just enslaving the galaxy, The Empire is sex enslaving the galaxy and the only way to stop Darth Vader is to fuck him until his heart is pure again. Etc.
How to Play- Post your character (or their legally distinct counterpart), the name of their porno and any preferences you have, with a brief explanation of their new 'canon.' The sort of thing you would see as a blurb on the back of a DVD. You can add an additional prompt(s) if you desire, or leave it to those tagging you to set the scene.
Notes:
Don't feel constrained to a castmate's parody idea; just because they've decided to go for Honkai: Star Railed doesn't mean you can't go with Honkers: Star Rails.
If your character is already from porn, you can either have them suddenly NOT be from porn, have them fit right in with the crowd or make them double porn by making what ISN'T porn about their canon porn too.
Keep in mind your characters have not become porn stars they have become characters as portrayed by porn stars.
Add terrible porn dialogue to taste.